AWWW YEAHHH

Schools out! Went by fast!

SERIOUS MOMENT: Anyways, enjoy your last summer "vacation" in high school, class of 2012.  Get shit done.  We're almost truly adults.  This is the time to really focus on your future. If you have ever read "The Turtle" (it's in the book Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck), that's how you should be - like the damn turtle.  Go at your own pace to reach your destination, regardless of the obstacles and mistakes you make.  Be strong. Not everything's gonna go perfectly.  You're gonna fuck yourself and others over.  Don't be prideful.  Apologize.  Be ethical.  Be strong. We're about to start a new chapter in our life.  And you can't read ahead. So finish this one off with a steady mind.

Plus, think of all the shit you get to leave as long as you graduate!

Overly dramatic breakups!

 

Getting caught sluffing!

 Being dragged into bitch drama!

Being asked to prom by a complete douche!

And the food!!!

So, the moral of the story? Graduate and make progress.

Love, Chlobo

The Amazing Stupidity of This Child.

You know what guys shouldn't do? Act all ballsy when they have no authority.  Like, calm the fuck down.

Like, this kid messages me on Facebook.  Blows me off then comes back like, hey! Let's hang out! Are you single?? Okay we're hanging out! And I'm like, fuck bro I didn't even react yet calm your balls.

Some people.  Another thing that pains me: people at school are just IN LOVE right now. Or whatever.  And I don't like anyone or give a shit, except I see people making out and stuff.  And I'm like, DAMMIT.  Why am I single.  And I point people out like, "WHY DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND BEFORE ME?"  It just disappoints me.  I'm a little bummed and very ready for the end of school.  My brain is not creative or working, I'm so done. Done forever.  Fuck love, school, and cars.

Love, Chloe

learn from my fail

let me impart a little bit of knowledge to all,...three of you. if you are watching an extremly awkward animal planet special with all of your closest friends and family on the mating habits of south African mammals and you happen to accidentally spill a bottle of water in your lap do no, i repeat DO NOT ever say: "oh wow, im so wet." ..............

worst moment of my life. now im going to go crawl under my bed and stay there until either i die or every last witness to that shit storm suddenly develops short term memory loss. so if i never post again just know that it is highly likely that i am the first ever documented account of death by mortification.

                                                /Monica

Gays and the Adventures of Refusing Compliments

First, let me say kudos to my gay friends that actually respect straight people and look at both sides of the situation.  I have legit respect for you, unlike the assholes with No H8 Foundation, which I think is a group of classless, untactful rioters. I appreciate the ones who don't get offended when I call someone a "fag" because they know I didn't mean it as an insult against them.  It's gays like you that make me WANT to vote some gay rights in when I have the chance to vote (of course).  I have respect for you people that don't push it, thank you for not saying I'm a fucking homophobe and shit.  So thanks.

NOW.  The complicated art of refusing compliments.  Do I do this? Yes.  And there is a fine line between genuinely refusing a compliment, and just saying things to get attention 'cause you're an asshole.  There is also a fine line between true admittance and fishing for compliments.
When a I tell a girl she looks pretty and she looks at me like:

Then it's cool.  Like, okay, I get you didn't want the compliment.  However, when you tell a bitch she looks good and she says, "I'm fat ugly and have a pimple", my reaction is:

So, I need not say more.  I'm pretty sure you know how I feel about attention leeches.

           Off to bed,

Chloe <3