FIRST POST FUCK YES.

Huzzah!  This blog has finally been born!  After my butt being grounded, delaying the creation of this blog is no longer happening because it was just made. (That made no sense but it sounded kind of smart.)
Well, I have enjoyed a nice "spring break" sitting on my ass, breaking down cheap youtube makeup tutorials into a science and overposting on Facebook.  Well since I really have nothing to go off about yet, this will be the most boring post you ever read on here.  I just kind of wanted to post something.
And SHS, thanks for sending home a futhermucking failing notice.  One day, I will find a way to burn you down regardless of whether or not you're made of brick.
Also, I'm not the only one who posts here.  Hold your balls, Monica does, too. Fuck yes.  Prepare for double the awesome.  This blog is going to become more powerful than sex pretty soon.

/Chlobeast