Well my lazy ass is home "sick" today and although there is a shit load of productive things I could be doing, I think Im just gonna continue to sit around eating corndogs while spending hours on websites such as catsthatlooklikehitler.com........ Well in more AWESOME news, yesterday I was out on a little late night run, (I like to live on the edge.) just listenin' to a little journey getting my workout on; when all of a sudden, seemingly out of nowhere I turned a corner and was startled by what at the time I thought was a rapist but just turned out to be a cat, but my frightened mind didn't quite commpute that fact until after I had Chuck Norris round-house kicked the poor thing 5 feet. At first I felt really bad, but then I thought: "I have the finely honed instincts of a kung-fo master!" Hell yeah! All those hours spent watching 'Buffy the vampire slayer' and 'Nikita' have made me one bad-A, Mo-Fo. I kinda felt like......
watch your back creepers!
.........relax PETA, i gave the cat some bacon...
/Monica
Way to go, monie! Punch thoses creepers right in the face!
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