well first day back from spring break and my ass is already in trouble, why? you may ask, well let me tell you a little story: At the end of the period his creepy ass said "I need to speak with you after school about your current events essay." So with a sigh i tried my best not to showcase my actual feelings about the guy, those being: 'pervy douche.' and agreed to return after school. (A little back ground info on Mr.Creepydouche; he is a man of perpetual gloom and saddness, he always smelles of rotten fish, and has the look of a man who could not possibly ever satisfy a woman......)
sweet shades bro.
...Flash forward to the of end school. I reluctantly drag my ass back to his ominous lair of doom to full fill my no doubt unfair and undeserved punisment for crimes i had not commited."Ah there you are Monica, i thought you had forgotten." (Someone get this pervy douche a hairless cat.) "As you know, plagarism and cheating are frowned upon here." Oh no? Really, at school? No shit Sherlock. "Well yes Mr. Creepydouche, i am well aware of the schools zero tolorence for cheating and plagerizme, but i am confused as to why i am here seeing as how i have not violated those rules." (Mental high five!) "Ah yes, well that is not entirely true now is it? Is this your essay right here?" He askes holding up my 5 page single spaced current events essay i had worked so hard on, over spring break no less. "why yes it is sir Pervydouche." "Well I strongly suggest you revise it before turning it in or i will be forced to lower your grade, for example there are many places in your essay where you inserted sentences that do not belong." he was of course talking about my random bursts of sensless humor I added to keep away the boredom , some of these include but are not limited to: suck my balls. how do magnets work? global warming does not exsist. and my favorite: FRIDAY!FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
/Monica
/Monica
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