As obvious as it is to others let me just share a quick bit of knowledge with you,...Whoever you may be. Chloe and I are pretty much polar opposites. Translation: while Chlobeast is a sexy bitch, (and slightly scary in a completely refreshing way.) I am more passive agressive, meaning i am the type of person that feels obligated to yell at that really obnoxious lady in Walmart with the cart full of crap in the 20 iteams or less checkout line. (I mean come on! Wheres the justice in that? All i want is to buy a box a tampons, a shovel, and some cadbury eggs and be on my way!) But on the other hand feels it would be too rude to ask for my friend to give me back my favorite dress that i let her borrow, two years ago. So Chloe's post reminded me of the time i was called a tease, it was spring of 2010 and i had been talking with a guy for about a month, now normally in my opinion that is called friendship, but i guess to him that translated to 'I should have been putting out like, yesterday'. He accused me of being a tease and playing hard to get and promptly blocked me on facebook...Yes while i do admit that being the opposite of chole (a virginal prude.) means that most of the time a guy could be publicly dry humping me and i still wouldnt get the hint that 'Hey! maybe he kinda likes me'. Call me ignorant, but not a tease! Im sorry that all of those romantic, late night texts inquiring for nudey pics didnt make me want to rip my clothes off for you then and there! Our generation is seriously screwed, forgive me for thinking that a relationship is not fully developed until a guy has the cajones to ask me out on an actual date,(and pay the bill for said date.......you know who you are.) people my age just dont realize that while posting your relationship status on FB and texting each other sappy, seriously inarticulate love notes may give you the right to call them your boyfriend, its not a relationship, its not love, thats a venereal disease waiting to happen. VIRGINAL PRUDES UNITE!!!
yours truly: Monica
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