Now is a great time to post. I'm pretty pissed.

  Okeee.  I'm so SICK of pussy ass whiner guys calling me a tease.  Like, okay.  Just because I have a life and can't drive to your house *right now*, and that I don't want to have sex with you, it doesn't make me a tease. 

Or like, "Oh Chloe's a tease she led me on; she was nice to me and then told me she didn't want to date me."

  GTFO.  Okay, JUST BECAUSE I'M NICE, IT DOESN'T MEAN I WAN TO BE YOUR BUCK FUDDY.

And when you come over and hit on me and I look at you like: IT DOES NOT MAKE ME A TEASE.

  Now you make me look like a bitch because I don't want to be called that.  Like, hold your balls.  Think before you call me that.  Because obviously you don't know what the fuck a tease is.

Anyways I'm done.  Just have to clarify what us teases deal with. Guess I'll go smoke some weed and steal some boyfriends while I'm at it.

Shits and Giggles,

Chlobo